I'm a New member in this forum !!! I hope that I'me welcome :Happy-79:

I couldn't figure out how to introduce myself so I thought I should write a couple of jokes :Happy-55:

the translation will take a long time so I thought I should just write them :::

>A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued>the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for>making them fat.">>The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true.">>The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too.">>The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?">>The man says,>>"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with.">

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>A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an>hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs>his drink and gulps it down in one swig.>>The poor little guy starts crying.>>"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.>"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying.">>"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I>can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important>meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my>car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after>the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab! At home I>found my wife in bed with the gardener.>So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put>an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

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Taken from the E-mail